MAT RIDDLES

What do you call a Mat lawyer?
Matlock!
What do you call a Mat who’s driving a Mercedes Benz?
Ahmat. (Chauffeur)
How do you confuse a Mat?
Put him in a circular room and ask him to relac one corner.
What do you call a Mat bungee jumping?
Mat Yo-yo
What do you call a young Mat ?
Mini Mat
What do you call a small, cheap Malay?
Econ mini mat
What is a Malay’s favourite tv show?
Ali Matbeal
Where is a Malay’s favourite shopping spot?
Matro
what do u call a pious malay man?
mat saleh
siapa dia anak pak husin ngok ngek kaki kontot kepala kemek?
mat tahir ( as p ramlee said it )
wat do u call a safe malay man?
selaMat
wat do u call a neat malay man?
se mat ( smart)
what do u call a panicky malay man?
gaMat
what do u call a thrifty malay man?
jiMat
there is a Malaysian malay movie called, perempuan melayu terakhir, cerita lelaki melayu terakhir dipanggil apa?
taMat

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