MAT RIDDLES

What do you call a Mat lawyer? 
Matlock! 
What do you call a Mat who’s driving a Mercedes Benz? 
Ahmat. (Chauffeur) 
How do you confuse a Mat? 
Put him in a circular room and ask him to relac one corner. 
What do you call a Mat bungee jumping? 
Mat Yo-yo
What do you call a young Mat ? 
Mini Mat 
What do you call a small, cheap Malay? 
Econ mini mat 
What is a Malay’s favourite tv show? 
Ali Matbeal 
Where is a Malay’s favourite shopping spot? 
Matro 
what do u call a pious malay man? 
mat saleh 
siapa dia anak pak husin ngok ngek kaki kontot kepala kemek? 
mat tahir ( as p ramlee said it ) 
wat do u call a safe malay man? 
selaMat 
wat do u call a neat malay man? 
se mat ( smart) 
what do u call a panicky malay man? 
gaMat 
what do u call a thrifty malay man? 
jiMat 
there is a Malaysian malay movie called, perempuan melayu terakhir, cerita lelaki melayu terakhir dipanggil apa? 
taMat 

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