The Meaning of Life

Standing for what you believe in,

Regardless of the odds against you,

and the pressure that tears at your resistance,

… means courage.

Keeping a smile on your face,

When inside you feel like dying,

For the sake of supporting others,

… means strength.

Stopping at nothing,

And doing what’s in your heart,

You know is right,

… means determination.

Doing more than is expected,

To make another’s life a little more bearable,

Without uttering a single complaint,

… means compassion.

Helping a friend in need,

No matter the time or effort,

To the best of your ability,

… means loyalty.

Giving more than you have,

And expecting nothing,

But nothing in return,

… means selflessness.

Holding your head high,

And being the best you know you can be

When life seems to fall apart at your feet,

Facing each difficulty with the confidence

That time will bring you better tomorrows,

And never giving up,

… means confidence.

LEAVE IT AT THE OFFICE

Just spend 5 minutes of your time to read this…..it will enrich your life!

Most of us are working harder and longer hours, and find it difficult to just “let go” at the end of the workday. You’re still thinking of that project that needs to be completed, the meeting tomorrow, those phone calls you didn’t get to.

Subsequently, your down time at home with the family may suffer. And yet phychologists note that time with family is crucial to a satisfying life. Here are a few ideas on how to “turn it off” at the end of the workday and reconnect with our private life:

1) Use the last 15 minutes of the workday to do low-pressure tasks. Clean off your desk, return one or two calls to people you enjoy dealing with. More importantly, take the time to plan and write down tomorrow’s tasks. Trying to remember them will just keep your mind preoccupied all night.

2) Make a point of noticing the scenery on your journey home. Smell the air, notice the trees or the sky. It will help distance you from the workday, relax you and remind you of a larger perspective.

3) When you get home, don’t immediately launch into a litany about how tough your day was. Ask your family to also hold off on their demands for a few minutes to a half an hour. Use this time to change clothes, take a shower or a walk, enjoy a cup of tea or coffee.

4) Establish rituals. Simple things like family dinners have gotten lost in today’s busy lifestyle. Try to create “touchstones” at home that make you all reconnect. This can be sitting down once week to a meal together, spending an evening together watching a certain show on TV, etc.

If you tend to be a workaholic — and these days, it’s difficult to avoid overworking yourself remember the big picture………..

Someone once said that……………

“Upon dying, no one ever said ‘I wish I had spent more time at work’”.

ALASAN

Korang pernah tak pikirkan aper alasan nak diberikan biler nak cover up sesuatu situasi? Berikut aderlah contoh contoh alasan yg boleh korang try……

1. Korang dtg lambat ke pejabat dan supervisor bertanyer kenaper lambat? Korang jawab..

(a)Sorry encik, saya punyer jamban tetiber meletop, so terpakser pinjam jamban jiran

(b)Saya ingat encik cuti…tu pasal lah saya lambat

(c)Maaf encik, saya ternaik kretapi KTM instead of kretapi SMRT

(d)Oh lambat ye? tah eh…tak prasan plak, (lepas tu dudok buat kerjer jgn toleh2)

2. Korang malas nak kejer so pi jumper dokter nak mintak MC, korang cakap….

(a)Uhuk Uhuk Uhuk Uhuk arghhhh..arghhhh (sambil jari tunjuk kat tinger)

(b)Dokter, semlm saya termakan kucing saya, sekarang nie diarhoea ah

(c)Semalam saya takbleh tido pasal tertengok Euro2000, sekarang nie macam nak terMC, leh terkasi?

(d)Dokter idong saya bleh dengar…saya saket kan dokter?

3. Anda terkentot kuat, bau dia sampai kat tekak, sumer org tengok anda, anda pun…..

(a) Bangun dari tempat duduk dan eksen kener fits, mulot kasi kuar buih siket, nampak realistik

(b)Dgn pantas menoleh ke org yg duduk sebelah anda sambil menutop idong, kalao bleh try muntah

(c)Anda senyum lalu berkater “Ye sedare demikianlah tadi demonstrasi saya yg terunggul, diharap anda telahpun terhibur dgn demonstarsi tersebut..terimakasih”

(d)Buat muker sarden

4. Anda ditahan polis trefik keraner memandu terlalu laju, utk menyelamatkan diri dari disaman anda cakap….

(a) Saya nyer tapak kaki nie tetiber je cramp, jadik saya takleh naik kan pedal accelerator tu

(b) Maaf encik, saya ingat encik kejar saya pasal saya pandu takder lesen, sebabtu lah saya pecut, ruper rupernyer pasal saya speeding eh?

(c) Ok ok i speeding u catch lah…but u speeding to catch me who will catch you??

(d) Alamak sori ah ader urgent ah..nak terberak nie…dah kat ujung…anytime je nie

5. Anda makan mlm dgn seorang wanita yg baru dikenali, time nak baya anda baru prasan yg anda takder duit…anda pon cakap pader dia….

(a)”Eh?…alamak!…..maner pegi beg duit i?….shit!..” pastu buat muker penik, but make sure jgn tunjuk wallet yg terselet kat poket tu.

(b)”I nie bukan aper…i nie baru teringat tadi i dah dermerkan duit i kat budak kutip derma tu, sian tengok muker dia, tak sampai hati i tengok org susah macam tu, u bleh bayakan dulu? besok i ganti…pomis”

(c)”Hey! c’mone..u nie cute ahh…nak bergurao dgn I ye? cepatlah pulangkan beg duit i…i nak baya nie”

(d)Jgn cakap aper aper…angkat kaki teros lari, jgn toleh belakang lagik.

6.Kawan anda tetiber dtg nak pinjam duit…anda memang takmu kasi pinjam..anda cakap….

(a) ” Aku tengah kumpul duit buat naik haji tahun depan ah”

(b) ” Alerrrrrrr….aku baru nak pinjam duit dari kao”

(c)” Maaf..hari nie mesen cap duit aku rosak lah” kalao dia tanyer biler tak rosak? Anda jawab “Biler kao taknak pinjam duit baru dia tak rosak”

(d) ” Siaper kao?”

” Kalao korang nak ikot tektik yg diatas tadi harus ingat ia memerlukan keyakinan diri yg menebal disertakan memek muker yg sangat berkesan..selamat mencuber”

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