AHAKS… JUST FOR LAUGHS

BRAIN TUMOR

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

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MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL

Teacher: [...]

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MAT RIDDLES

What do you call a Mat lawyer? 
Matlock! 

What do you call a Mat who’s driving a Mercedes Benz? 
Ahmat. (Chauffeur) 

How do you confuse a Mat? 
Put him in a circular room and ask him to relac one corner. 

What do you call a Mat bungee jumping? 
Mat Yo-yo

What do you call a young Mat ? 
Mini Mat 

What do you call a [...]

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KISAH SANTAN!!

Tersebut lah kisah tentang si Minah yg sewel separuh otak dek kerana jatuh dari katil kerana aksi tidur yg agak lasak… pusin sana pusin sini..last last terjatuh mereng kepala hotak separuh…. hehehe… okey.. tersebut lah kisah, satu hari dimana Ibunya sedang tengah sebuk memasak hidangan tengahari….

Ibu : Minahhhhhhhh….. meh tolong mak sat… gi kedai Pak [...]

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