26 Sep
BRAIN TUMOR
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
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MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher: [...]
24 Sep
What do you call a Mat lawyer?
Matlock!
What do you call a Mat who’s driving a Mercedes Benz?
Ahmat. (Chauffeur)
How do you confuse a Mat?
Put him in a circular room and ask him to relac one corner.
What do you call a Mat bungee jumping?
Mat Yo-yo
What do you call a young Mat ?
Mini Mat
What do you call a [...]
20 Sep
If you all makan satay, don’t ever forget to eat the cucumber. Because….eating satay together with the carbon after the bbq-ing session can cause cancer. But we have a cure for that…….
Cucumber should be eaten after we ate the satay…..because satay has kasinogen (element that can cause cancer) but cucumber is anti-kasinogen.
So dun forget to [...]
15 Sep
Kpd yg selalu guna tandas awam tu, hati-hati lah yerrr………… Kat rumah pun samer…
3 pompuan di KL maut setelah dimasukan ke Hospital dlm tempoh 5 hari dengan tanda2 yg sama demam, kesejukan & muntah2 diikuti dengan kekejangan otot, lumpuh dan seterusnya kematian.Tidak ada tanda2 trauma. Otopsi menampakan toksid dlm darah mereka. Pompuan ini tidak mengenali [...]
12 Sep
SUBUH:
Orang yang pertama mengerjakan sembahyang Subuh ialah Nabi Adam a.s., iaitu tatkala baginda keluar dari syurga lalu dihantar ke bumi. Perkara pertama yang dilihatnya ialah kegelapan dan baginda berasa takut yang amat sangat. Apabila fajar Subuh telah keluar Nabi Adam a.s. pun bersembahyang dua rakaat. Rakaat pertama:- Bersyukur baginda kerana terlepas dari kegelapan malam. Rakaat [...]
9 Sep
In this traditional ball game, also called ‘sepak takraw’, a ball about the size of the palm and made of woven strips of bamboo or a rattan is kicked using the legs or any part of the body except the hands. There are two main types of the sepak raga; the original form is ‘sepak [...]
6 Sep
Korang pernah tak pikirkan aper alasan nak diberikan biler nak cover up sesuatu situasi? Berikut aderlah contoh contoh alasan yg boleh korang try……
1. Korang dtg lambat ke pejabat dan supervisor bertanyer kenaper lambat? Korang jawab..
(a)Sorry encik, saya punyer jamban tetiber meletop, so terpakser pinjam jamban jiran
(b)Saya ingat encik cuti…tu pasal lah saya lambat
(c)Maaf encik, saya [...]
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